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About Me Member Pencil Artist HarcaajMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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A Poem

Sun Nov 22, 2009, 11:49 PM
  • Mood: Content
WARNING THE CONTENT IN THIS POEM IS FICTITIOUS AND DOES NOT REPRESENT MY FEELINGS TOWARDS ANY PARTICULAR BEINGS, IT IS MEANT TO BE SEEN AS A JOKE AND NOTHING MORE AND IF YOU DON'T SEE IT AS A JOKE THEN YOU SHOULD GO CURL UP INTO A CORNER AND DIE A VERY PAINFUL DEATH, HOWEVER THAT COMMENT DOES NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF ABC OR THE FCC


The smile on your lips,
I find it quite teasing.
As I look down at your naked form,
It's more than simply pleasing.

Yet when I enter you,
I scream in pain.
The shaft of my member is chafed,
Yelling, 'Never Again'.

There's no easy way to say this,
But dear you're rather dry.
If you give me but a moment,
I'll run and get the KY.

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~Harcaaj Oct 29, 2009, 7:53:41 PM
german and french
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~kouga-lover93 Oct 29, 2009, 7:40:50 PM
uhh, i have the teacher that has always taught german at simi...
what does mrs. newell teach?

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"You're cute when you scream."
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~Harcaaj Oct 28, 2009, 9:12:26 PM
who do you have for german then?
and Mrs. Newell is awesome, so no yay
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~kouga-lover93 Oct 28, 2009, 8:45:18 PM
i actually don't have either...yay?

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"You're cute when you scream."
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~Harcaaj Oct 28, 2009, 8:38:55 PM
so, how are you enjoying Mrs. Newell/ Mrs. Way?
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~kouga-lover93 Oct 28, 2009, 8:16:08 PM
yeah, that tends to work really well, haha: )

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"You're cute when you scream."
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~Harcaaj Oct 27, 2009, 5:16:30 PM
well, I try not to change too much.... just seems that when people do change they either become a jerk, or something worse...

I find that being consistent is a good way to not piss anyone off
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~kouga-lover93 Oct 26, 2009, 9:35:26 PM
hahahaha, so i heard from my brother last year:/
i had to go through all of his fits and stuff. but, i'm not really sure if i can actually answer that question myself...sorry?
but, you seem like the same ol' Luke i left back then:P

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"You're cute when you scream."
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~Harcaaj Oct 26, 2009, 9:32:31 PM
yeah, but the senior project is a load of crap... serious topics like creating documentaries or portfolios are refused while some random kid can get by with saying he'll teach a class on how to play SSBB... It just doesn't seem necessary to me... I mean christ, if they say it's to help US later on, then why is it mandatory?
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~kouga-lover93 Oct 26, 2009, 9:27:42 PM
hmm...well, if it makes you feel any better, i'm taking a math and science next year, along with cross country and track, mock trial, and volunteer work. i got a lot to do.
and don't say that, i wish i went there rather than Simi at times.

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"You're cute when you scream."
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